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Friday, July 29, 2005


All that education and ITE's STILL surprise me sometimes. A couple weeks ago the fire alarm went off in the building housing Ivory Tower Inc. I found myself in the heart of ITE-dom and saw the look of surprise flash across the faces of several ITE's. Then, the question that one normally doesn't hear over the deafening tri-tone of a fire alarm:

"What should we do?"

Yes. UH huh. That's what was asked. It took a very had bite to my tongue to keep me from answering:

"You get the *bleep* out of the building if you don't wanna be reduced to charbroiled ITE!"


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